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the first three words you see are what you want in life

ladye2484:

bukakkemonogatari:

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  #gay seal dick  

iamahawke:

[eyyyy look at what I’ve spent probably the last three nights making

all the outfits are based off of their in-game armor, which is why there’s a ridiculous amount of brown and black in all of them

made all of these using tektek’s dream avatar maker (used for Gaia avatars but w/e)

also bonus Tallis, Jonathan, and Nathan because everyone always forgets Tallis in companion stuff and I felt like making my characters too

Flits about occasionally with the group, really devoted to another group of friends she has that nobody knows much about
Well-dressed asshole, nothing else to say about him really
Hawk otherkin child with anxiety issues through the roof

Fenris and Jonathan are reversed because that was the only way I could get their hair to be accurate

click on the photoset pics/hover over the text post images to get a little blurb about everyone]

  #i was wondering who the blonde one was and then i remembered    #anders is blonde    #duh    #da2    #fanart    #kind of?  
plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

orangewave:

when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like
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scrapbookbeta:

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

She is my hero. 

scrapbookbeta:

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

She is my hero. 

Here is my first gen legacy spouse, Mara (i think) with Alexander as a toddler and Athena as a child. She reminded me of a greek goddess when she first walked past the house and decided she’d want to name the twins accordingly (Brady got left out of the party)

  #idk what happened to the sharpen on the second one but ouch  
zeeewa:

deaf iranian girl who wears rather large, beautiful rings to punch the people who disrespect her

zeeewa:

deaf iranian girl who wears rather large, beautiful rings to punch the people who disrespect her

  #yes    #art  

blazecal:

replace all the vowels in your name with the letter ‘a’ gO 

  #kataa  

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

rachelmloose:

I may or may not have done this while playing AC III. 
I will neither confirm nor deny that statement. 

rachelmloose:

I may or may not have done this while playing AC III. 

I will neither confirm nor deny that statement. 

CAUSE ITS THE END
AND IM NOT AFRAID TO DIE

  #i am in tears    #fuck this bAND  

> decides to listen to bvb again
> knives and pens comes on shuffle
> dissolves into tears